Title: {_______}
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Lars
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: The line is actually the title. This is a silly little drabble that sprung up from Net's challenge to use one line
Title: A Way Back To Nothing
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk, James/Bret Hart, Kirk/Kevin Nash, Kevin Nash/Scott Hall, Kirk/Scott Hall
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 8
Notes: The quote that James reads is from Bret's Calgary Sun column, the one posted on June 8, 2002
Summary: Kirk can't commit fully to James until he's sure that he has the majority of James' attention.
Title: All My Bassists
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: This was a joke that I wrote and sent out as “Blackmail for the List” I was joking with someone in aim that I was going to blackmail people into reading the last chapter in one of my stories. The chapter was long, and I understood... but my musi were hyperactive. It’s all in fun... and it’s totally unbelievable. I mean, like *I* would ever talk to Dave Mustaine...
Title: Apocalyptica Haikus
Fandom: Apocalyptica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: n/a
Angst-O-Meter: n/a
Notes: This was my response to a hakiu challenge. I didn't have the time to commit to writing anything, but I loved that I got a chance to fire off thoughts. In order of creation.
Title: Balance
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Rob/Nature
Rating: PG
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: #3 in a series from my own Rain challenge. Each of the MetMen get their moment in the rain.
Title: Back to Normal
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: The Vet is the nickname for the stadium that Summer Sanitarium will hit in Philly this year. I wrote this to kick start another fic I'm working on. It has nothing to do with anything. But at least it's a short waste of time. It's not even worth all this babble, so I'll be stopping now :)
Summary: Humorous look at pre-show rituals. Gullible is not found in the dictionary
Title: Bleed For Me
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Well, it has Lars in it...
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 9
Notes: I originally got this idea while listening to Saliva's `Bleed For Me'. Then the damn thing didn't really want to be a songfic, but I put the lyrics at the end anyway. (Which I’m sure is not legal, so no one tell Saliva, ok?) It kinda set up the flow for the whole thing. Also, I didn't think I could come up with a more fitting title, although I'm sure more fitting titles are out there... Character death.
Summary: Lars pays for his past perceived sins.
Title: Broken Kind of Feelings
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/James
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 9
Notes: This is not nice. Tebi rules for helping and supporting throughout it’s creation. This is kinda an experimental thing. So many novels that I enjoy are told in an omnipotent kind of way where everyone’s POV is given at once. Here it is more or less blended. There is a reason for it, but I don’t want to go ahead and put that reason in the notes. If you really care or hate it, see the mega parenthesis at the end for the reasoning. Or just don’t read it. Also, don’t read if you want nice... cause this isn’t it. Last warning. No drugs or character death– just sex. And some violence. Or should that be violence and some sex? You judge. Or run away and read a nice little safe Mary Sue ;)
Summary: Things aren't always what they seem. Happily ever after always comes at a personal cost.
Title: Disadvantages
Fandom: Apocalyptica
Pairing: Paavo/Perrtu
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 6
Notes: Apo boys are yummy. I don't know enough to get inspired often but sometimes I do. Paavo is my favorite.
Summary: Showers are good for gaining some perspective
Title: For the First Time
Fandom: Apocalyptica & Wrestling
Pairing: Perttu/Jeff Hardy
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 4
Notes: The title is a U2 song that was itching to be a fic. So now it is, and it's for Tebi (so her boys!). The lyrics are intermingled, but I think (hope) the story can get along just as well without them. If you do read the lyrics though, I changed all the female pronouns to male ones, just to make sense. The opinions expressed in this piece about a certain big nosed, blonde wrestler do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the author ;) This is a tad bit schmoopy. It was going to be a 7 on the angst-o-meter, but it's not angsty... it's... sappy.
Summary: Perttu relaxes into his new relationship, and sees life through new eyes.
Title: Free
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Nature
Rating: PG
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: #4 in a series from my own Rain Challenge. Each of the MetMen get their moment in the rain.
Title: Go To Sleep
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Metallica version
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 8
Notes: Type O Negative's song "Go To Sleep" is about --TO ME-- loving your life, but knowing that it is destructive and you have to leave it behind. Whether that be drugs, your lover, whatever... you have to move beyond what you know and where you are comfortable. The concept seemed to lend itself to these guys beautifully (as well as a set of wrestlers). It’s a thought driven song fic; not a lot of physicality... except a lil’ kissin’ :)
Title: Gone Fishing
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Trevor Linden/Todd Bertuzzi
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: When I began this, I couldn’t have cared less about these two. It was for Kate Marie, for saying "Since I doubt you'll write the pairing... I'm gonna suggest Todd/Trevor. :-) Let's see if that inspires any bunnies." Who could say no to a challenge like that? ;) Originally fishing fluff, but something disturbing happened in between when I started writing this a month ago and now... Katie poisoned my mind. *snerk* So... now... *whimpers* I care.
Title: Hockey Musi Haikus
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: n/a
Rating: n/a
Angst-O-Meter: varying
Notes: I love haiku challenges. So I decided to make one. I think I was the only one who took my own challenge ;) But... in about half an hour I went from uninspired and forcing... to inspired and ready to write fic. Yay for haikus! These are in alphabetical order by muse.
Title: In Your Dreams
Fandom: Metallica & Hockey
Pairing: Kirk Hammett/Todd Bertuzzi
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Sex and sex and... uh... dreaming.
Summary: In your dreams you can have whoever you want. You just can't always control what's going to happen next.
Title: Interlude
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Jovo/Mo
Rating: PG
Angst-O-Meter: 6.5
Notes: This ties into 'Out of Control' and 'My Last Breath'
Title: Jason Gets A Job
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Ficlet in response to a DT. Blame Kwirket.
Title: Lesson of the Day
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: This was reflective of stuff that was going on on list at the time. Sel and Ara encouraged it, and a lot of cameos were made. It was intended just to be a silly little piece
Summary: Kirk is distraught when his muppet like voice casts him from the good graces of several authors. He gets by with a little help from his friends.
Title: Men’s Games
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/Rob
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: Drabble challenge from Net on using a particular line. This one sorta ran away from me into a little ficlet.
Title: My Immortal
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Cliff
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 8
Notes: I wrote this for James’ birthday. I’d warn you of character death, but Cliff is already gone. My Immortal is owned by Evanescence, but I’m sure Ben would share. Not so sure about Amy.
Summary: You have to move on with your life, but you don't have to like it.
Title: Never Have I Ever... 1/3
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: N/A (implied Kirk/everyone)
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Originally, this started as a cheesy idea that wouldn’t go away. So, I wrote it, then liked it... enough to work on it! Imagine that. So this idea that wouldn't go away all of a sudden had a very natural part two. Then part three reared it's ugly head. I think that'll be it though. Yes, I do. (kicks musi into closet and locks door) Although it was written with the image (and attitudes) of the Load Tour in mind, it can really go into any time period I guess). If you don't know how to play, it is explained in the story. Lil' bit of angst, lil' bit of Kirk's sensuality.... My first fic longer than a ficlet since ‘Pampered’ and considerable better.
Summary: ‘Tallica play the juvenile drinking game "Never Have I Ever..." James doesn't care what they do as long as he gets to drink... but he starts to care.
Title: Never Have I Ever 2/3
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk, Lars/Jason
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 6
Notes: I think this can stand on it’s own, but it’s existence was caused by NHIE Part One. So you might want to read that first (a few happenings from NHIE 1 are referenced). Keep in mind that half of my knowledge is from secondary sources, and if it is used, it is only for the sake of the story. Also... I play around with the Tallica time line a little bit. In the notes to Part One, the time period was set as Load era. The appearance and attitude of the guys is still right then. However there are a few mentions of things that happened in the past few years. Most notably, the passing of Paul Baloff. For those of you unfamiliar, he was the lead singer of Exodus, Kirk’s band before Metallica. Paul died in February of 2002, yet the incident is mentioned in this fictional tale, set mid 1990's. I wouldn’t have played around with the time line if I didn’t think it could enrich the story. So, like with all fan fic please suspend your disbelief. Sequels are rarely as good as originals, but sometimes a necessary evil ;) Also... not everything is answered. There *is* a part three after all....
Summary: James may be reluctant to admit it, but he is itching for a round two.
Title: Never Have I Ever 3/3
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk, Lars/Jason
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Get something to drink. I prefer coffee, but anything other than NyQuil will do. The last (goddess willing) in a series. Not really any notes to add that hasn’t been said before: Load era in my imagination, although I took a few liberties with the time line (especially in part two). (Just in case) TMI means too much information.
Summary: Kirk and Lars decide to try to get through to James using a drinking game called “Never Have I Ever” When James sees the light, Kirk gets cold feet. Lars gets sick of the waffling. So since a juvenile game got them into it, they play another to finish it (they hope): Truth or Dare.
Title: Only A Shadow 1
Title: Open Window
Title: Pampered
Title: Passenger Seat
Title: Pressure
Title: Pretend
Title: Promises, Promises
Title: Rainy Day
Title: Seconds to Spare
Title: Sip of Serenity: Just a Cup of Tea
Title: Sometimes
Title: Sunny Day
Title: Supercalafragawhatthefuck?
Title: Tension
Title: The Beat Goes On
Title: There Is No Finish Line
Title: Til Death Do Us Part
Title: Time & Time Again
Title: Trying to Score
Title: Warming Up
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Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Jason/Kirk
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 6.5
Notes: I was in a really good mood one day when I got home from work and felt like writing. I saw Talli write: Oh, yeah, can someone please, please write a Jason/Kirk fic? I need one. No, I really do. Please?
Summary: Jason manages a visit. Kirk appreciates it
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: (see after the drabble)
Rating: PG
Angst-O-Meter: 7
Notes: #2 in a series from my own Rain Challenge. Each of the MetMen get their moment in the rain.
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Kliq, Thrillers, Candians, and two OC
Rating: Hard R or Mild NC
Angst-O-Meter: 6.5
Notes: Other than a Mulder/Scully PWP that I lost in the wilderness of the web, this is my first fic. It's het. It's slash. It's gen. It's *gasp* Mary Sue.But whatever. I wrote it and I still look on it fondly! and with amusement. So... read and be amused. Or at least entertained.
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Lars/James
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: Song fic– I’m sure you’re shocked. Now prepare to be actually shocked: I managed to write something nice! After killing Lars, my muse had been haunting me. I was listening to a SheDaisy song "Passenger Seat" one day and thinking ‘hey this would make such a sweet fic' and then saw Sel's 274th post about a sex challenge. And what can I say? I gave in.
Summary: James can be very convincing when Lars is in good enough of a mood to let himself be convinced.
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Fedor Fedorov/Brendan Morrison
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 6
Notes: For Chloe for the suggestion of the pairing. So not my muses, so if I got the voices wrong... I'm really sorry. I got a shipment of PWP bunnies and they weren’t the picky kind. So I decided to make some people happy. This is one of the stories that resulted from that experiment. Although now... Mo is starting to grow on me. I just want to yell at him sometimes, "Stop being so cute! I don’t need any more crushes!"
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Tony Amonte/Chris Chelios
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 7
Notes: This is one of those things I always wanted to write... and put it off and put it off and then one day it just _got written_. It’s one of my favorite fan fic stories that I’ve written. Certain people wanted it forever too... I call them my Trio of Stuborn Pains. Basically, I can't fight all three of them! So here's my Tony/Chris... but it's not so nice. As an added bonus—I got both JR and Hullie to stay out of it! Woo! Yay for me!
Also, I know there were steps in between when Chris and Tony were teammates and when Tony came to the Flyers, but I ignored them as part of my creative license. Hey, it’s all fiction—I get to play with details.
// // = flashback
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Patrick Roy/Chris Osgood
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 7
Notes: Dedication: Christina sent this evil Goalie bunny over. I should kick it. But I just can't kick a goaliebunny– no matter how much I hate WAH.
I got a shipment of PWP bunnies and they weren't the picky kind. So I decided to make some people happy. This is one of the stories that resulted from that experiment. And trust me, I'm not happy about it! I want to kick Roy, not give him yummytimes. Thanks to Julie for the beta! // = flashbacks
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/Lars
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: #1 in a series from my own Rain challenge. Each of the MetMen get their moment in the rain. The challenge was: Bring in the rain. What do the boys do with it? How do they act? What's their attitude? For Julie because she had recently acquired a fondness for this pairing.
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Brett Hull/Mike Modano
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 6
Notes: For Sami... This idea popped into my head and it seemed to fit the enigmatic Mr. Hull. I think this is my first PWP. Yay for me :)
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk
Rating: NC-17 (or hard R at least)
Angst-O-Meter: 7
Notes: Had an idea, read the first 2/5 ths of Kerouac's "Dharma Bums" and this is what came pouring out. In case anyone was wondering, it's a much better book then "On the Road" so give it a go if you're so inclined. This is crazy Kirk, clueless James, and see the rating. No pain though... promise :) Well, not physical at least. It's semi-experimental, so try not to get annoyed. It might work, it might not.
Summary: Lust can make even the most grounded man lose his center. Good thing love is a bright guide back to oneness.
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Jason
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: I wrote this because “bandwagons are funny”. It was suppossed to be a snarky joke, but then a few people actually enjoyed it. *shrug* A pairing I never thought I’d write... and fluff! I so did not write ‘Sometimes’ or any of the lyrics. But I will cop to actually liking the song. But I didn’t write it, and I get no money from reprinting the lyrics here. I’ll just say, I’m a journalist and actress. I have to write and say things ALL the time I don’t believe in. This at least was fun and tongue in cheeky. Who knows, some day *I* might like it. But... not holding my breath. ;) At least it’s out of my system :)
Summary: Sometimes you don’t have the words, but you try anyway. And trying–at the end of the day– is what counts (even my summary had to be cheesey!)
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 1.5
Notes: This is for Kate Marie. I promised her I would never ever no matter what happens in my life never shoo away a James/Kirk bunny. Then like three hours later this little guy showed up. One of my very very rare PWP bunnies too. They don't play nice with the other bunnies—they like to stay dumb, so they're too stupid to reproduce. Ya gots to cuddle them! Lol Anyway… that's all this is. PWP, and fluffy. Well, fluffy for me, ok? Warnings: Boy smut. And water rough housing ;)
Summary: There's nothing quite like a nice relaxing dip in the pool.
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/Lars
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: When I wrote this, I said I was giving in to a challenge... and came up with this as I was passing out last night, so it's silly. And the ONLY time you will see this pairing from me I can't swear to that anymore... but... yeah. Drabble! Maybe my first.
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Robert Esche/Jeremy Roenick
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 6
Notes: This ficlet is special to me. Not only is it the first hockey fic I ever wrote, but it is the first fic staring (or featuring) Robert Esche. When I started reading hockey fic, I was sad when I found out there was NOTHING with him. Now I'm so pleased that there are at least 3 other authors who have a Chico muse. This is for the Affiantati Challenge: There's this italian word "Affiantati" which means 'the unspoken affection between two people in love.' My challenge to you is to write a fic using this idea of "unspoken affection". Doesn't matter what teams, which players, or how many you use. All that's required is "Affiantati." I've been told I have weird taste in men. What can I say? The hyper and the Yetis just do it for me
Summary: There's just as much stress off the ice as on, and sometimes there's no way to alleviate either.
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 4
Notes: Sel shared this: http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00392135f00000026.jpg. Ideas popped into my head. Not enough to be a quality fic, but enough to share. Was going to be called "Let's Get Ready to Rumble"
Fandom: Metallica & NASCAR
Pairing: Kirk/Dale Jr.; James/Rob
Rating: Rish
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: Julie's Bday fic. I got the idea for this style from an author named Amy. I love her hockeyfic :) Wee bit experimental but very fun. The musi were jumping around like they wanted to celebrate, but they are useless things sometimes, these MetMusi of Mine. The only one who wanted to do any work was Kirk... and he brought a friend and they came up with this.
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Jeremy Roenick/Tony Amonte
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 7
Notes: Just as a bunny was hopping by, I was cleaning and found my "Like a Prayer" tape. The title is a Madonna song. This came from Sunday night watching 'Sports Final' and hearing that JR was asked for a list of 10 clubs he'd agree to be traded to and me then being near tears. I don't want to lose JR! And then I thought that if it was this bad for me, it must be HORRIBLE for Tony and how can they do this to them again... and then my Tony muse got all loud... and I just can't resist noisy AND angsty *g*
Summary: Tony and JR fight. And then they make up.
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/James
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 6.5
Notes: Wrote this as a thank you to JoJo. Awhile ago I think I read a role reversal challenge. That sparked this in a way. Set during the Load era, just so you all can have a visual.
Summary: Everything has it’s price: freedom as well as love. Every man has his price, but how much more can you give when you’re emotionally spent?
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Robert Esche/Patrick Roy
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: For Sami’s Fellowship Challenge. Put your favorite guy with your most hated. I almost chickened out... but didn’t. I gotta stop pairing Esche up with these arrogant loud-mouths. ;) Warnings: Patrick Roy speaks. If that cause you nausea or seizures, turn away now.
Summary: Some egos are just unshakable. Wow, that was probably the worst summary I’ve ever done.
Fandom: Hockey
Pairing: Steve Yzerman/Jiri Fischer (and a little Chris Chelios/Brett Hull… `cause it's nearly impossible to shut those two up)
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 4
Notes: Dedication: Michelle for waking up my Stevie muse, Sami for nudging my Jiri muse into speaking up. I got a shipment of PWP bunnies and they weren't the picky kind. So I decided to make some people happy. This is one of the stories that resulted from that experiment. These aren't really my `guys' yet, but *someone* is working on changing that *snicker* This is one of the ones that sorta grew up from just a PWP. Sorta. Thanks to Julie for the beta.
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