Lars Ulrich


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Title: {_______}
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Lars
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: The line is actually the title. This is a silly little drabble that sprung up from Net's challenge to use one line

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Title: Back to Normal
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: The Vet is the nickname for the stadium that Summer Sanitarium will hit in Philly this year. I wrote this to kick start another fic I'm working on. It has nothing to do with anything. But at least it's a short waste of time. It's not even worth all this babble, so I'll be stopping now :) Humorous look at pre-show rituals. Gullible is not found in the dictionary

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Title: Bleed For Me
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Well, it has Lars in it...
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 9
Notes: I originally got this idea while listening to Saliva's `Bleed For Me'. Then the damn thing didn't really want to be a songfic, but I put the lyrics at the end anyway. (Which I’m sure is not legal, so no one tell Saliva, ok?) It kinda set up the flow for the whole thing. Also, I didn't think I could come up with a more fitting title, although I'm sure more fitting titles are out there... Character death.
Summary: Lars pays for his past perceived sins.

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Title: Go To Sleep
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Metallica version
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 8
Notes: Type O Negative's song "Go To Sleep" is about --TO ME-- loving your life, but knowing that it is destructive and you have to leave it behind. Whether that be drugs, your lover, whatever... you have to move beyond what you know and where you are comfortable. The concept seemed to lend itself to these guys beautifully (as well as a set of wrestlers). It’s a thought driven song fic; not a lot of physicality... except a lil’ kissin’ :)

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Title: Jason Gets A Job
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Ficlet in response to a DT. Blame Kwirket.

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Title: Lesson of the Day
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: This was reflective of stuff that was going on on list at the time. Sel and Ara encouraged it, and a lot of cameos were made. It was intended just to be a silly little piece
Summary: Kirk is distraught when his muppet like voice casts him from the good graces of several authors. He gets by with a little help from his friends.

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Title: Never Have I Ever... 1/3
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: N/A (implied Kirk/everyone)
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Originally, this started as a cheesy idea that wouldn’t go away. So, I wrote it, then liked it... enough to work on it! Imagine that. So this idea that wouldn't go away all of a sudden had a very natural part two. Then part three reared it's ugly head. I think that'll be it though. Yes, I do. (kicks musi into closet and locks door) Although it was written with the image (and attitudes) of the Load Tour in mind, it can really go into any time period I guess). If you don't know how to play, it is explained in the story. Lil' bit of angst, lil' bit of Kirk's sensuality.... My first fic longer than a ficlet since ‘Pampered’ and considerable better.
Summary: ‘Tallica play the juvenile drinking game "Never Have I Ever..." James doesn't care what they do as long as he gets to drink... but he starts to care.

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Title: Never Have I Ever 2/3
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk, Lars/Jason
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 6
Notes: I think this can stand on it’s own, but it’s existence was caused by NHIE Part One. So you might want to read that first (a few happenings from NHIE 1 are referenced). Keep in mind that half of my knowledge is from secondary sources, and if it is used, it is only for the sake of the story. Also... I play around with the Tallica time line a little bit. In the notes to Part One, the time period was set as Load era. The appearance and attitude of the guys is still right then. However there are a few mentions of things that happened in the past few years. Most notably, the passing of Paul Baloff. For those of you unfamiliar, he was the lead singer of Exodus, Kirk’s band before Metallica. Paul died in February of 2002, yet the incident is mentioned in this fictional tale, set mid 1990's. I wouldn’t have played around with the time line if I didn’t think it could enrich the story. So, like with all fan fic please suspend your disbelief. Sequels are rarely as good as originals, but sometimes a necessary evil ;) Also... not everything is answered. There *is* a part three after all....
Summary: James may be reluctant to admit it, but he is itching for a round two.

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Title: Never Have I Ever 3/3
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk, Lars/Jason
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: Get something to drink. I prefer coffee, but anything other than NyQuil will do. The last (goddess willing) in a series. Not really any notes to add that hasn’t been said before: Load era in my imagination, although I took a few liberties with the time line (especially in part two). (Just in case) TMI means too much information.
Summary: Kirk and Lars decide to try to get through to James using a drinking game called “Never Have I Ever” When James sees the light, Kirk gets cold feet. Lars gets sick of the waffling. So since a juvenile game got them into it, they play another to finish it (they hope): Truth or Dare.

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Title: Passenger Seat
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Lars/James
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 3
Notes: Song fic– I’m sure you’re shocked. Now prepare to be actually shocked: I managed to write something nice! After killing Lars, my muse had been haunting me. I was listening to a SheDaisy song "Passenger Seat" one day and thinking ‘hey this would make such a sweet fic' and then saw Sel's 274th post about a sex challenge. And what can I say? I gave in.
Summary: James can be very convincing when Lars is in good enough of a mood to let himself be convinced.

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Title: Rainy Day
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/Lars
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 5
Notes: #1 in a series from my own Rain challenge. Each of the MetMen get their moment in the rain. The challenge was: Bring in the rain. What do the boys do with it? How do they act? What's their attitude? For Julie because she had recently acquired a fondness for this pairing.

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Title: Sometimes
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Jason
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: I wrote this because “bandwagons are funny”. It was suppossed to be a snarky joke, but then a few people actually enjoyed it. *shrug* A pairing I never thought I’d write... and fluff! I so did not write ‘Sometimes’ or any of the lyrics. But I will cop to actually liking the song. But I didn’t write it, and I get no money from reprinting the lyrics here. I’ll just say, I’m a journalist and actress. I have to write and say things ALL the time I don’t believe in. This at least was fun and tongue in cheeky. Who knows, some day *I* might like it. But... not holding my breath. ;) At least it’s out of my system :)
Summary: Sometimes you don’t have the words, but you try anyway. And trying–at the end of the day– is what counts (even my summary had to be cheesey!)

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Title: Sunny Day
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: James/Kirk
Rating: NC-17
Angst-O-Meter: 1.5
Notes: This is for Kate Marie. I promised her I would never ever no matter what happens in my life never shoo away a James/Kirk bunny. Then like three hours later this little guy showed up. One of my very very rare PWP bunnies too. They don't play nice with the other bunnies—they like to stay dumb, so they're too stupid to reproduce. Ya gots to cuddle them! Lol Anyway… that's all this is. PWP, and fluffy. Well, fluffy for me, ok? Warnings: Boy smut. And water rough housing ;)
Summary: There's nothing quite like a nice relaxing dip in the pool.

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Title: Supercalafragawhatthefuck?
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: Kirk/Lars
Rating: R
Angst-O-Meter: 2
Notes: When I wrote this, I said I was giving in to a challenge... and came up with this as I was passing out last night, so it's silly. And the ONLY time you will see this pairing from me I can't swear to that anymore... but... yeah. Drabble! Maybe my first.

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Title: The Beat Goes On
Fandom: Metallica
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Angst-O-Meter: 4
Notes: Sel shared this: http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00392135f00000026.jpg. Ideas popped into my head. Not enough to be a quality fic, but enough to share. Was going to be called "Let's Get Ready to Rumble"

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